The GOAT is done. For real this time.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady is retiring "for good" after 23 NFL seasons, he announced Wednesday.
"I know the process was a pretty big deal last time, so when I woke up this morning, I figured I'd just press record and let you guys know first. I won't be long-winded, you only get one super-emotional retirement essay, and I used mine up last year," said Brady.